After months of speculation, tabloid rumors and ugly legal battles, Andrew and J.J. have announced that they will officially return to the airwaves (okay, the Internet, whatever) this week. The guys have been hard at work in their respective studios, assembling the most average podcast one could imagine.
"We want it to feel like we never left," Geiger shouted to reporters as he was spotted leaving Spearmint Rhino in Van Nuys late last week.
"It'll be just as crummy a show as it ever was."
Rumor had it that the show wouldn't return due to Zuber's move to the United Kingdom, though their fictional publicist claims that was never the case, saying the two handsome hosts were waiting for the right time to return to work, as well as for Zuber's Internet bill to be paid.
When asked what the complications were of producing a show when the hosts are 5,500 miles apart, Zuber told the BBC, "I miss peanut butter." No one has been able to make any sense of the statement, but it has been assumed that he was referring to the lack of the creamy, tasty peanut spread in many European countries.
While nothing has been confirmed by production staff, a source close to the dashingly gorgeous hosts says that a revamped schedule will include new features that allow listener feedback, as well as a lengthier show to allow for more banter.
"Basically they want to waste more time because neither one of them has lives," the source said.
"It's really very pathetic."
No announcement has been made regarding the title of the show, which is still being billed as Ten Minutes with Andrew and J.J., despite the change in program length. J.J.s mom, who has asked to remain anonymous because she hasn't been authorized to speak on the matter, claims that the title will remain the same because "those two are too lazy and incompetent to do anything about it."
The show has resumed production and returns to the air Tuesdays and Thursdays, starting this coming Tuesday, August 10th in a new, sexier 20 minute format.
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