Dear Michael

My name is J.J. and I would like to be the first to apologize.

I are very sorry for the joke we have played on you. For those of you that don't know, we are going to enlighten you on the exciting evening Brandon, Adam, and myself participated in.

When I was headed home last night from work, I received a text message from a number I did not recognize.

"Hey can you text me jons number? I wanna ask him to play drums in two weeks when I have you on bass again. Will probably have both of you play together so it's more convenient as far as travel wise."

I, of course, replied "Who is this?"

"Michael lol. Who else would ask you for that lol"

Then this is where I decided to play with him a bit. "You got me there. Here's jon's number." I put a number from brandon's phone of the only jon that we know and waited for a reply.

Shortly after, we get a message back from Michael saying, "You sure that's his number? Lol. They just text back saying, who are you trying to reach? And this, if you're trying to reach John this is not his number."

Brandon and I could only laugh. "Oh shit I'm sorry, wrong jon." I then send him Brandon's number. Brandon tells Michael that he is a guy named Rick, and that Jon's number is our friend Adam's number.

Back to my phone. "Dude. Stop doing it by memory. That was for some guy named Rick lol. What's your brother, Jonathons number?" So this guy is my brother apparently.

Well, the evening completed nicely. Adam never text Michael and I received a last message from Michael. "Tell your brother to text me. Still trying to get a hold of him."

In conclusion, Michael, again I am sorry. This was a cruel joke and we all apologize for wasting your time. Please look at this as a funny story to tell your friends.